Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Angry People: Smart Alex

Well, it seems as if a simple statement on my part has turned my blog into a whirlwind of controversy. GOOD. But unlike other bloggers, I am choosing not to delete comments written by others, because I believe in free speech and in exposing those who are obviously ignorant and patently idiotic. I refer back to the comments on my blog by Smart Alex:

Mr. Alex's latest attempt at intellectual commentary is as follows (you can click this link to see it if you don't believe my copy)

"Think twice about who opened the can of worms. Johnny shouldn't open his mouth if he doesn't want comments back. As for sucking Johns balls, well I think Jenny or John would be much better suited to that task than I considering they both have intimate knowledge of ball sucking and I don't. And if you really want enlightened on pole smoking Jenny, stop by any time. I'd be glad to give you a few pointers. You're welcome to dress me down too as suggested. I only wish you'd find Patterson under my clothes. Not only is she smart, she friggin' hot! I hope the board passes a resolution that states she must wear thongs and push up bras to meetings!"

To which I respond:

1) I assume that you, Mr. Alex, believe that a simple statement referring to Ms. Patterson's ethical tightrope walk, is opening a can of worms. How unfortunate. I was simply pointing out that this miscarriage of her position was inappropriate. Especially for someone who states in her blog that she began her career in politics in order to “make a difference,” and “change what is wrong.” Unfortunately for Ms. Patterson, she has failed, and never learned that “ABSOLUTE POWER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY.”

2) I never said I didn’t want comments back. In fact, unlike others [Ms. Patterson], comments left on my blog are not censored.

3) I cannot speak for sucking on John’s balls. That was his comment. What I find particularly interesting about your comment is your fascination with me and my private sexual life. I do not broadcast that, and yet you have made some very dramatic assumptions…..maybe you should heed your own advice and, “stay out of the affiars [sic] of which you know nothing.”

4) While considering your innate fascination with my private sexual life, you further commented on some fairly specific sexual acts that you are absolutely sure that I (in your words) “have intimate knowledge of ball sucking.” First of all, I find this diatribe offensive, inappropriate, and completely lacking of any merit. Secondly, your fascination of all things sexual, lends to your total lack of credibility and your desire to remain adolescent.

5) Finally, your comment directed towards Jenny simply shows that you are nothing more than an egocentric, sexist, individual that chooses to devalue women because you are sorely lacking in integrity, personal accountability, and an inability to view the opposite sex as anything other than an object for your lustful thoughts and desires. Basically, your choice to attack people with sexually suggestive insults only proves my point that you are intellectually stymied, and unable to hold a debate that requires thought, due diligence, and critical thought.

On those points, Mr. Smart Alex, I eagerly await your response. Anyone else that wishes to comment...please feel free, I would be delighted to have input from others in the blogosphere as well.



Jodi said...

Well, I wish I had the time to respond as fully as I want to, but alas I must get to work. Smart Alex, I hope that you realize it is only a matter of time that someone who knows you in real life discovers what hateful and ignorant things you say in the blogosphere. I'm curious if you know Kellie, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't particularly care for you talking about her "ta-tas." Come out of the closet and let us know who you are. But, I'm sure that isn't a possibility because then you might have to actually stand up and fight like a man.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for allowing me to post on your blog. Well said!!! It is time that someone had fun putting smart alex in his/her place, and his/her devoted followers. It has never been done better!!!!!!!

jpb2525 said...

Anonymous: You are welcome to my little place on the internet anytime! Interestingly enough, I still have not heard a word back from Smart Alex. I don't expect to really. I appriciate the kind words.

Kellie Patterson said...

jpb: I was surprised this evening to read the comments made about me by you and others here. First I want to clarify a few things. I most certainly am not walking an ethical tightrope with my blog. There is nothing unethical about having opinions or informing the public whether it be informing them of issues or my opinions on them. Secondly, I have only censored one post and after reading your blog, I think you'll agree that it was appropriate to delete.
I realize I have some non-fans. It does not bother me. If everyone agreed with me I would probably develop a complex anyway. But until the inequities, disparities and discrimination, not to mention money wasting, come to an end in our district, I will continue to blog.
As for Alex's comments, well I have one thing to say, I have taken self defense courses and I will not hesitate to put a key in your eyeball if I run into you in a parking lot.

Jenny said...

Hi John,
I guess you scared him away. I knew he couldn't keep up. His caveman mentality was no match for educated people.

antique said...

hi John I love your mind and the way it works keep up the good job I appreciate how you refuse to be pulled into the mud. Leave that for the mudrakers THE ANTIQUE

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